Monthly Archives: October 2008
this is the night to get drunk and have miscellaneous sex and i’m on the rag
and i’m actually OK with that. halloween was never my favorite holiday. i hate costumes. i hate the cold. and the idea of a walk of shame in a giant pink velour dress with a feather boa is scary (the … Continue reading
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the best sex ed you can get is on the big screen
maybe i’m an evil bitch. but stories like the one i just read in The Deseret News make me laugh til i pee my pants. some precious little mormon kiddies got an eyeful of bobbies when the went to see … Continue reading
Filed under leftovers
that’s because your girlfriend is an avatar
according to new research out of australia, cybersex causes depression. but i can’t help but wonder if this is a chicken/egg scenario. aren’t depressed, anxious people just more likely than others to seek out companionship online? From the India Times: … Continue reading
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i’ll take 30 minutes of each
i love ridiculous surveys. a focus group full of people that were found on craigslist, who supposedly represent my demo, deciding what “we” like. my favorite survey of the day comes from canada and states that given the choice of … Continue reading
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apathy = vagina closed for business
there is a guy i’ve liked for quite a while. we are more than friends, but not a couple. we don’t have sex, but we sleep together. we take vacations together, but go dutch. we like to refer to our … Continue reading
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computer love and the 34 year old virgin
online dating has always weirded me out. but when a friend of mine convinced me to try a particular site because “it was different than the others” i figured it was worth a try. i’d been meeting men here and … Continue reading
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what’s better than sex?
i just read this story about the madonna/guy ritchie divorce, and guy claims that the reason their marriage fell apart is because madge started planning their sex life in a diary around her sessions in the gym. he said her … Continue reading
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i love sex dreams and new crushes
i just woke up from a super hot sex dream with travis barker. the weird thing is, i’ve never been attracted to travis in the past but now, i can’t stop thinking about him. i can’t figure out why he … Continue reading
Filed under oversexed & underserved, sex dreams
i just can’t get enough…of myself
i have masturbated 4 times today, and will probably have another before i go to bed tonight. i woke up at 4:45 AM even though i didn’t get to bed until 1:30 AM because it got too hot in my … Continue reading
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pageant girls gone wild
i just finished watching Beauty Queens Gone Wrong: 15 Pageant Scandals on E! and i’m not afraid to admit that it was a great way to waste 120 minutes. but it also left me a bit confused as to why … Continue reading
Filed under keeping it real: my public obsession
