Monthly Archives: October 2008
WORST CONTEST EVER!!!
an organization in Atlanta, GA by the name of Marriage Appreciation Training Uplifting Relationship Education, is having a contest entitled “Marriage for a Lifetime.” a bride and groom have to submit a 600 word essay and they can win a … Continue reading
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and today’s girl crush award goes to…SHAWNEE SMITH!!!
you probably remember her best as amanda from the SAW movie series. but she is currently the new host of my favorite new reality show, Scream Queens. during last night’s kick-off episode she didn’t crack a smile once to those … Continue reading
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last night in the world of reality tv show premieres
VH1 had two new contenders. Scream Queens and Real Chance of Love. i’ll start with the good first. LOVED LOVED LOVED Scream Queens. it’s 10 porn star looking girls who, for the next 8 weeks, have to get the living … Continue reading
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these 4 inch heels were not made for walking…but that’s just what they did
you may remember i had a wedding to go to this weekend. and, as with all weddings i go to, i had one goal…to have great sex with a cute boy in a suit. did i win? yes! and let … Continue reading
Filed under the walk of fame, wedding sex
best free porn available
if you haven’t been watching the HBO series True Blood, i suggest starting. it’s like porn for women. and not like that really awful porn for women that studios in the valley try to make for us. the series is … Continue reading
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sounds like guy needs a big girl
Madonna and Guy Richie (AP Photo) we all know the stereotypes. big girls are more fun in bed. big girls give the best head. you can use their tits for pillows when you cuddle (not a stereotype i suppose.) but … Continue reading
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you’re doing it wrong
sex offenders in maryland have begun receiving paper signs in the mail with a giant pumpkin that reads “no candy at this residence” which they have to hang on their front doors or they get thrown in the clink. hats … Continue reading
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mirena is for the responsible only
i forget to take the pill all the time. i start out strong as a sunday starter, but by friday i’m usually doubling up on my missed dose. i thought the best way to fix this was to get the … Continue reading
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and today’s girl crush award goes to…JANET STREET-PORTER!!!
i know, i have no idea who the hell she is either, but i was reading this story on The Telegraph and decided i was in love. this is who i want to be in 30 years. Janet Street-Porter ‘always … Continue reading
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searching for mr. vibe
i just moved and as i was unpacking i discovered all these vibrators that i had completely forgotten about. at first i was ecstatic. it’s like putting on that coat you haven’t worn since last winter and finding 20 bucks … Continue reading
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