Monthly Archives: November 2008

birthday = bootay! but i was a good girl.

so today is my actual birthday, but i decided to start celebrating last night and continue until after the thanksgiving holiday is over. last night i made out with the HOTTEST israeli boy. the only problem was, he is a … Continue reading

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axl rose can still make me do whatever he wants

i can’t remember which crush came first. sebastian bach of skid row or axl from guns n’ roses. but i do know which had more talent. appetite for destruction was one of the 1st cassette tapes i bought all by … Continue reading

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the friend test and getting back into the radio groove

if you want to find out who your true friends are, then lose your job. trust me, through all these years and countless numbers of people i’ve called friends, getting laid off last week was the most efficient way to … Continue reading

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claire bartel didn’t like it. why do you?

my friend just revealed what may be the single most disturbing piece of information i’ve ever let enter my external auditory meatus: she has a super hot male gynecologist who she is totally crushin’ on, and likes having a hot … Continue reading

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the keshia m. diary – 18.11.2008

days since being “laid off” – 5 movies watched – 3 cigarettes smoked – 3 resumes sent out – 4 alcoholic beverages had – 0 apple pie eaten – nom nom nom yes i know i’m biting from bridget jones, … Continue reading

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like warm apple pie

it may not be the prettiest but it tastes pretty damn good. this is my very first attempt at baking a homemade apple pie. and no, you can’t stick your dick in it. if you care, i used this recipe. … Continue reading

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because it makes me laugh

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a haiku for you (and you know who you are)

homosexual that’s what you are and have been come out the closet

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depression of 2008

i know this economy is in the shitter when someone like me gets laid off. i have never lost a job in my life. usually bosses try to bribe me to stay when i want to move on. so the … Continue reading

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nyc sex bloggers unite

last night i attended the 2009 nyc sex bloggers launch party.  i got a free swag bag from babeland (which, if you read my post “searching for mr. vibe” you know is one of my favorite stores ever), i got … Continue reading

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