Monthly Archives: December 2008
to kiss or not to kiss?
do i call that boy who is totally in love with me just so i can have a kiss at midnight tonight? he’s cute. but has a kid (and i DON’T date men with kids), he would pay for my … Continue reading
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the rules of sexting
drunk dialing has never been cool. yea, everyone has done it. everyone has had it done to them. but you never feel good about yourself the next day. sex texting, or as i like to call it “sexting” is amazing … Continue reading
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a holiday haiku for you
condom lost in her? why would you lie about that? she is a virgin.
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the prostitute, her boyfriend, her john, and that out of control plastic bag
which is worse? a prostitute whose boyfriend hangs out in the other room while she bangs men for money? a man who says he tried to take back the money he just paid to have sex with the prostitute? or … Continue reading
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daytime tv is crap and so are the commercials that go along with it
being unemployed does have its perks. in addition to not having to get dressed or shower everyday, i also get to watch a lot of brain candy. this commercial just came on while i was watching the real housewives or … Continue reading
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kissing gone wild
last month on my birthday i made out with a somewhat violent, overpowering kisser (see birthday = bootay for more details). at the time i was totally turned on by it, because typically men expect me to take the lead … Continue reading
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the incredible shrinking dick
one of the 1st things i ever wrote on this blog was an entry called penis or plastic?. it was about a study that showed the chemicals in certain plastic products were shrinking the genitals on newborn males. well the … Continue reading
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unemployed VO artist…will work for food
press this lovely link to listen to my commercial demo – it’s amazing! i almost completely forgot that before my radio career, i used to be a voiceover artist. i was cleaning up my desktop when i re-discovered my demo … Continue reading
