Monthly Archives: January 2009
the best condoms i’ve ever used
condoms suck. condoms are the reason you end up staying with an asshole 6 months longer than you should. condoms are the reason blow jobs don’t happen after they’ve been worn. condoms are the reason you chose your vibrator over … Continue reading
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relationship or not…this is exactly why i will never change my “status” on facebook
people love to post their relationship status on facebook. some do it for attention, some do it to mark their territory, others are just really insecure about their relationship and use it as self-validation, and some really are just so … Continue reading
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the best :30 seconds you will waste all day
this is the 2nd durex commercial i’ve posted. their ad campaigns are genius.
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sex dreams gone wrong
last night i dreamed that i was dating the hottest guy. he had dark skin, blue eyes, black hair, model body, and may or may not have had some sort of accent – i can’t remember. anyways, he was totally … Continue reading
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the best game show ever has given me some perspective
i was extremely upset when remote control went off the air. it was the only game show i ever really wanted to be on. unfortunately i was only 9 years old when it aired. but beyond just paying tribute to … Continue reading
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