Monthly Archives: September 2009
while you’re collecting unemployment…
tonight is the season premiere of “the hills” and i’ll admit it – i will be watching it! but that doesn’t mean i can’t hate them too. the daily beast got a hold of the reali-celebs contracts. so while you’re … Continue reading
Filed under keeping it real: my public obsession
and today’s girl crush award goes too..
DAYAN FROM KARUHATA!!! so last night i went to a show in brooklyn at a place called the lake in bushwick. i had originally gone to check out kagero, a band i recently discovered and like, but found myself falling … Continue reading
Filed under and the girl crush award goes too...
according to the brits, jackie harris and i have slept with the entire world
there is a scene from the t.v. show roseanne, that i quote so often, that sometimes it feels like it happened in my own life. it is a scene in which jackie, roseanne’s sister, and jackie’s husband, fred, decide to … Continue reading
different strokes for different folks
last night while waiting on the subway to take me back to brooklyn, i saw the hottest guy walking towards me. i, of course, did what most girls do – ran my fingers through my hair to make sure it … Continue reading
and today’s girl crush award goes too…
alicia keys!!! i know empire state of mind is on the new jay-z album, but for real, it’s alicia who takes this track to the next level. one of my favorite moments this weekend was standing in a the middle of a … Continue reading
Filed under and the girl crush award goes too...
hofstra university gang rape is a fake
remember how i said men hate rape fantasies? this little girl above is exactly the reason why. the crazy bitch from hofstra university claimed to have been gang-raped by 5 men about 4 days ago. i remember reading the story … Continue reading
Filed under what's in the news today
horse fuck man die
Those 4 little words in a google search brought me upon one of the sickest videos I’ve seen in a while. Note: when you are wasted, don’t take advice from the other wasted people around you about stuff you should … Continue reading
“some guys like ‘em real stinky”
last night my friend and i ended up at a foot fetish party in the lower east side of manhattan. i promised the owner i would keep the name of the club anonymous, so i will respect that. now unfortuantely, … Continue reading
Filed under fetishes, hot chick stuff, oversexed & underserved
5 fantasies you shouldn’t withdraw from your spank bank
Having a varied and exciting spank bank is crucial. It’s handy for when you’re in a sex slump, and even handier when you are fucking a guy that you know is never gonna get you off on his own. The … Continue reading
Filed under anal, oversexed & underserved, penises, rape fantasy, the rules of..., threesomes, vibrators
