Category Archives: leftovers
kissing gone wild
last month on my birthday i made out with a somewhat violent, overpowering kisser (see birthday = bootay for more details). at the time i was totally turned on by it, because typically men expect me to take the lead … Continue reading
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unemployed VO artist…will work for food
press this lovely link to listen to my commercial demo – it’s amazing! i almost completely forgot that before my radio career, i used to be a voiceover artist. i was cleaning up my desktop when i re-discovered my demo … Continue reading
axl rose can still make me do whatever he wants
i can’t remember which crush came first. sebastian bach of skid row or axl from guns n’ roses. but i do know which had more talent. appetite for destruction was one of the 1st cassette tapes i bought all by … Continue reading
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like warm apple pie
it may not be the prettiest but it tastes pretty damn good. this is my very first attempt at baking a homemade apple pie. and no, you can’t stick your dick in it. if you care, i used this recipe. … Continue reading
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a haiku for you (and you know who you are)
homosexual that’s what you are and have been come out the closet
depression of 2008
i know this economy is in the shitter when someone like me gets laid off. i have never lost a job in my life. usually bosses try to bribe me to stay when i want to move on. so the … Continue reading
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hey shorty what your name is
so i just went to urbandictionary.com to see what the definition of my name is and here is what they have: Keshia: a hot mama A female that likes to stick out the middle finger A Really Hot Chick!! No … Continue reading
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the best sex ed you can get is on the big screen
maybe i’m an evil bitch. but stories like the one i just read in The Deseret News make me laugh til i pee my pants. some precious little mormon kiddies got an eyeful of bobbies when the went to see … Continue reading
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you’re doing it wrong
sex offenders in maryland have begun receiving paper signs in the mail with a giant pumpkin that reads “no candy at this residence” which they have to hang on their front doors or they get thrown in the clink. hats … Continue reading
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