Category Archives: oversexed & underserved
the great ball debate – part 1
balls are weird. period. i’ve tried very hard to understand them. but just can’t. balls are distinctly a male thing. i’ve spent several years perfecting my fellatio. and after all that time, i truly do believe i understand the penis … Continue reading
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the best condoms i’ve ever used
condoms suck. condoms are the reason you end up staying with an asshole 6 months longer than you should. condoms are the reason blow jobs don’t happen after they’ve been worn. condoms are the reason you chose your vibrator over … Continue reading
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sex dreams gone wrong
last night i dreamed that i was dating the hottest guy. he had dark skin, blue eyes, black hair, model body, and may or may not have had some sort of accent – i can’t remember. anyways, he was totally … Continue reading
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to kiss or not to kiss?
do i call that boy who is totally in love with me just so i can have a kiss at midnight tonight? he’s cute. but has a kid (and i DON’T date men with kids), he would pay for my … Continue reading
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the rules of sexting
drunk dialing has never been cool. yea, everyone has done it. everyone has had it done to them. but you never feel good about yourself the next day. sex texting, or as i like to call it “sexting” is amazing … Continue reading
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the prostitute, her boyfriend, her john, and that out of control plastic bag
which is worse? a prostitute whose boyfriend hangs out in the other room while she bangs men for money? a man who says he tried to take back the money he just paid to have sex with the prostitute? or … Continue reading
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the incredible shrinking dick
one of the 1st things i ever wrote on this blog was an entry called penis or plastic?. it was about a study that showed the chemicals in certain plastic products were shrinking the genitals on newborn males. well the … Continue reading
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claire bartel didn’t like it. why do you?
my friend just revealed what may be the single most disturbing piece of information i’ve ever let enter my external auditory meatus: she has a super hot male gynecologist who she is totally crushin’ on, and likes having a hot … Continue reading
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