Category Archives: what's in the news today
that chick cray
being that i’ve always had gigantic boobs, i’ve never understood the fascination with them. they get in the way, you always have to wear a stupid bra, the older you get the faster they fall. i would give 1/2 my … Continue reading
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………………….Today’s Twat………………….
Meet Bryan Sisco. This weirdo thought the way to a woman’s heart was by threatening the lives of passengers aboard a commercial airlines flight. The inebriated 40 year old man, decided to steal a seat next to a 23 year … Continue reading
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of all the things i love about new york…
the L train is absolutely NOT one of them. it’s always overcrowded, breaks down a lot, and is usually filled with tiny, twat-faced scenesters. and, according to the video below that was just recently shot, it’s also filled with male … Continue reading
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i’ve heard more about sex on the roof than sex on the beach
a pair of USC students were caught by cameras having sex on the rooftop of, what i assume, is a campus building. this picture reminds me of all the random places i had to do it in college. everyone in … Continue reading
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the goldenest of the girls
goodbye blanche. you were my inspiration. my hero. and the golden girl i will live to become.
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endangered cougars?!? fact or fiction?
a german research company, max planck institute, released a study that says women who marry men younger than themselves die earlier than those who marry men their own age (within two years). a woman in a relationship with a man seven … Continue reading
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is your young everybody’s young?
there’s a new “controversial” video leaked by TMZ this week showing a (then) 16-year old miley cyrus grinding and lap dancing against 44-year-old producer, adam shankman, at the wrap party for whatever movie she apparently did last year. (if you … Continue reading
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ramin setodeh is an idiot
and not just because his recent newsweek article about why he thinks gay actors aren’t believable as straight when they are out of the closet, is a bit self-hating (setodeh is gay). but also because he clearly never bothered to … Continue reading
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is there somebody for everybody?
after reading this most disturbing story this weekend about 72-year old grandmother, Pearl Carter of Indiana, who is having her 26-year old biological grandson’s baby! i first supressed to urge to immediately vomit, then began thinking about how many “bizarre” … Continue reading
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