sounds like guy needs a big girl

Madonna and Guy Richie

Madonna and Guy Richie (AP Photo)

we all know the stereotypes. big girls are more fun in bed. big girls give the best head. you can use their tits for pillows when you cuddle (not a stereotype i suppose.)

but according to this story from The Times of India, it’s looking like madonna’s soon to be ex-husband, guy ritchie, will be looking to find himself a big girl to keep him company for a little while to make up for the fun that has been missing in his sex life if the story is true:

From the Times of India:

Guy Ritchie had apparently told his friends that he had almost no sex life with wife Madonna as she was obsessed with her daily four-hour workout regime.

Guy is said to have made repeated pleas claiming that they should spend more time with each other but was turned down by the singer owing to her fixation with her exercising routine.

“He got more and more frustrated as she spent nearly half the day working out. Afterwards she’d be too tired to make love,” News of the World quoted a close pal of the couple as saying. “And towards the end Guy wouldn’t be there. He’d get fed up waiting for her and go down the pub with his mates,” the pal added.

The close friend further revealed that even when the couple did indulge themselves in acts of passion, Guy reportedly felt he lay with a bunch of bones.

The friend said: “After a few drinks one evening Guy said it was like cuddling up to a piece of gristle.

“All the soft feminine tones have been replaced by the build of an athlete.”

guy, the stereotypes are true. and i love british guys. call me.

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