the best sex ed you can get is on the big screen

maybe i’m an evil bitch. but stories like the one i just read in The Deseret News make me laugh til i pee my pants. some precious little mormon kiddies got an eyeful of bobbies when the went to see HSM3 this weekend.

i remember sneaking into my parents VHS collection and watching Purple Rain. the first pair of tits i ever saw were those of the beautiful APOLLONIA! i was only like 7 years old, and i turned out just fine!

From the Deseret News:

Some Utahns attending the weekend opening of Disney’s biggest movie of the year were exposed to a little more than they were expecting.

Friday night, managers at the Megaplex Theatre at the District, 11400 South Bangerter Highway, switched one of the showings of “High School Musical 3: Senior Year” to a larger auditorium to accommodate more people. They forgot, however, to switch the movie that had previously been scheduled for the room.

So rather than the family-friendly, G-rated “High School Musical 3,” the beginning of the very nonfamily-friendly R-rated “Sex Drive” came on the screen. The opening minutes of the movie include nudity.

“I could not carry my little children out before they were exposed to extremely vulgar and sexually explicit material,” one parent complained in an e-mail to the Deseret News.

The film was stopped as soon as the mistake was realized. It was not known Tuesday how long the movie ran until it was turned off.

Megaplex spokesman Jeff Whipple said “Sex Drive” was only on the screen briefly.

Theater managers apologized to the audience and gave everyone free movie passes and concession vouchers. For future movies. Whipple said a policy of secondary confirmation and personal supervision by a theater manager will be required before a movie is shown.


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