Daily Archives: October 31, 2008

this is the night to get drunk and have miscellaneous sex and i’m on the rag

and i’m actually OK with that. halloween was never my favorite holiday. i hate costumes. i hate the cold. and the idea of a walk of shame in a giant pink velour dress with a feather boa is scary (the only costume i own is that of a madam).

i do have a few other options tonight and i’m trying to decide which to do:

1. one guy asked me to go see SAW V with him. pros – i love scary movies. cons – i will most likely be trapped in a theater with 400 teenagers and that would be scarier than the movie. teenagers suck.

2. another guy wants to grab a beer (or two) and hang out. pros – beer. i loves it! cons – none really, other than i have to get up at like 6 AM tomorrow and get on a bus to DC and do not want to be hungover on the greyhound.

3. i could just avoid all of this and get on the bus to DC now.

no clue what to decide. but it’s only 10:30 AM and maury povich is in the middle of breaking the hearts of hoochie mamas with those 5 simple words…”YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER” and as trashy as that makes me feel, i must go watch.


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