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jessica the crazy bitch from scream queens

jessica the crazy bitch from scream queens

invest your time into the following reality tv shows, it’s the best stuff out there. i’ve summed each up as succinctly as possible:

the real housewives of atlanta – crazy black bitches from the south get knocked up by nba and/or nfl players and the new money has gone to their weave-alicious heads, they love mcmansions, gas guzzling SUV’s, fake hair, gossiping, shopping, and pretending to be do-gooders by throwing fundraisers

scream queens – reality show on vh1, hot chicks who are trying to be in the next SAW movie do fucked up horror movie challenges, crazy bitch jessica palette is the best crazy bitch on tv

paris hilton is my new bff – reality show on mtv, bitches who are dumber than paris actually think she is going to let them hang out with her

50 Cent: the money and the power – if the apprentice and i want to work for diddy took a bunch of steroids, got initiated into a gang, and had a baby hoodrat show – this would be it

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