the rules of sexting

sexting

drunk dialing has never been cool.  yea, everyone has done it.  everyone has had it done to them.  but you never feel good about yourself the next day.  sex texting, or as i like to call it “sexting” is amazing for many reasons, and one being that you don’t even have to be drunk to initiate or enjoy it.  that is why sexting is my favorite extracurricular activity.

drunk dialing is done out of neediness and desperation to reach out and say something that you would never say sober, to someone you wouldn’t have the balls to call without 7 dirty martinis in you.  it’s pathetic.  but sexting is about getting what you want, and allows you to open up even more without being embarrassed, as you would be during an actual phone conversation.  any time you are horny, a simple 10 minute sexting conversation can give you enough spank bank material to last for weeks and everyone is happy, horny, and looking forward to doing it again.

sexting does have a few rules however:

1.  sexting works best with people who get your panties wet just thinking about them.  trying to have a conversation that builds into a tawdry tête-à-tête never works.  you need that person who you can send that initial potty mouth line to right off the bat.  for example:  from a sexting convo i had last night “i’m horny”  yea, it’s simple and crude, but it works and he knows exactly what’s about to go down.  which leads to my second rule…

2.  there is no time for small talk in sexting.  it should be like pound me, angry sex.  every message sent is trying to top the previous one.  you say “i want my heels to touch my ears you are fucking me so hard”  he says “i want to pull out in come in your mouth” you say “i want to swallow your come while sticking my finger up your ass”  these are all things that may or may not go down if and when you actually see each other, but they are all things that sound good in fantasy world, and that’s where it counts

3.  don’t get talked into having an actual phone conversation or masturbating while sexting.  sexting is not about actual sex.  at least not at that particular moment in time.  it’s about creating the most amount of sexual tension and buildup that two people possibly can and then using that material to have solo sessions later.  trying to make it into actual “sex” just makes it awkward and uncomfortable for everybody and then comes under the category of drunk dialing.

4.  lastly, sending pictures is absolutely not necessary if you are sexting right.  there should be plenty of visuals created through your words.  but if you feel the need to be friskier than usual…only send, what i call, “illusion” pictures.  a picture of just your shoulder with the bra strap falling off, or your sexy undies hanging off the end of your foot, maybe even a little cleave pushed together.  very obscure things that don’t really show anything (most importantly not your face).

these 4 simple rules should be enough to get you started.  i, however, am now going to re-read my sext messages from last night and have a quickie solo session before i start my day.

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3 responses to “the rules of sexting

  1. Lola

    Rule 5. Make sure to send the text to the right person.

  2. Pingback: Discover the Art of Sexting « the talk of shame

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