pigtails = power

pigtails

i am officially wearing pigtails until i die.  who knew that such a childish hairstyle could make one so desirable to the opposite sex?  i guess porn stars and strippers knew.  but i don’t typically take me life advice from those women, and perhaps that’s where i went wrong.

last saturday i woke up severely hungover after a night with 3 british blokes who plied me with beer and whiskey.  it was raining, my head hurt and i was expected to meet some friends.  by the time 4:00 rolled around i had yet to even shower or brush my teeth, but i had to start this night’s festivities by 6:00.

because i keep my windows open year round, the humidity from the rain was permeating my apartment and my hair was a giant ‘fro mess.  i tried to flat iron it.  no success.  i tried to put it in a single ponytail to the back.  stupid looking.  so i decided to try pigtails.

best decision i’ve made in the last 2 years.

within in the last 4 days of wearing these pigtails i’ve had: 14+ sexual propositions, 50+ comments on the street about how hot i am, at least 100+ more stares than i typically get from men on the street, and 1 guy who actually got down on his knees and proposed to me in the streets of manhattan.  as far as records go, i’ve crushed ALL of my previous ones.

i don’t know what it is about women in pigtails that turns men gaga, but i don’t really care.  it works and that’s all that matters.

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2 responses to “pigtails = power

  1. MJ

    GREAT article!! I too have had the same experience with innocent little pigtails… one day, while wearing ‘tails and walking down the street, I also happened to be sucking on a lollipop… warning, the combo is too much for some men to handle! 😉

  2. Wanderlust

    I find women in pigtails extremely cute and sexy I’ll have to admit. It’s just a huge turn on. Nothing to be ashamed of, most men like them and most of the ones that say they don’t are lying. Favorite style is the kind that hang down to the side of her face from the top of her head. Yummy.

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