the L train is absolutely NOT one of them. it’s always overcrowded, breaks down a lot, and is usually filled with tiny, twat-faced scenesters. and, according to the video below that was just recently shot, it’s also filled with male strippers in 4 inch pumps.
but of all the things i DO love about new york, one of them is what happens around minute 1:28 when the girl in the black dress gets on the train. the look on her face is the same “seriously assholes, i haven’t even had my 3rd cup of coffee today yet, can you back up off me and let me get up on this train before you continue to ack up” look that i give to people every time i walk on to a train full of shenanigans.