shady’s back…tell a friend

relationships make you lazy.  relationships make you fat.  relationships make you settle.  and worst…relationships make you start to lose touch with the people you love most.  i apologize for my absence.  this relationship i’m in is not going to distract me anymore.  just because i’m currently off the market, doesn’t mean i can’t still talk to you about what i love – sex.  as i lay here next to this snoring pile of man i call “my love” i realize it’s more crucial than ever that i continue to share the stories of my past, present and anticipated future “love life” because i don’t have time to find a shrink and this is the closest i will come to relationship therapy.  stay tuned…

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