being that i’ve always had gigantic boobs, i’ve never understood the fascination with them. they get in the way, you always have to wear a stupid bra, the older you get the faster they fall. i would give 1/2 my boob size away in exchange for a bigger booty any day of the week. but apparently everyone does not feel the same way as i.
meet sheyla hershey. she recently appeared on TLC’s My Strange Addiction and in the last 13 years has gone from a B cup to a triple K. she can’t even hug her own daughter her tits are so big, and see is looking to go to a triple M!
a word of advice to sheyla via men…more than a handful is just excess
if you didn’t catch the premiere of basketball wives this past monday, then i instruct you to immediately go to VH1.com and enjoy 40 minutes of the evelyn show.
so many reality show women step in to their show with the sole intention of becoming the “queen bee,” the loudest and craziest bitch, but they do it all wrong and end up a hated villian that nobody likes (just ask erika from love and hip hop). evelyn understands how to be the right kind of mean girl. any woman who can call another woman a “non-mothaf*ckin factor” one season, and then have that same woman become her best ally by the next season, understands the art of being a lovable bitch. and for that i commend her because it is not an easy feat to accomplish.
so in honor of my bronx beauty, today i will wear my most neon eyeshadow, throw on my highest and flashiest heels, and only ride the 6 train even if it’s nowhere near the place i need to be.