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he could get it

i just woke up after staying up for 2 days straight stuck in my house.  studying for the GMAT?  no.  naked shut in with my lover? no.  well sort of.  i’ve spent the past 2 days watching 22 hours of breaking bad.  it was with my boyfriend and we never got dressed, so hence the sort of naked shut in with my lover part.  while i’m happy i’ve finally caught up to all my friends and finished season 4, watching that much breaking bad is seriously hazardous to one’s health.  first, almost every episode is already a stressful, nail-biting 47 minutes of drama.  multiply that by over 20 episodes, and you’ll feel like you’ve been up for days straight on the walter white blue meth in a crack den.  second, when you finally do get to bed, every dream is about being in a drug cartel, having to kill someone, just overall terrifying madness.  but even for all the heart palpitations, and increased xanax consumption that came from my self-imposed weekend BB marathon, the great part of it all, was getting to watch jesse pinkman (real name aaron paul) all weekend long in my underwear.  jesse reminds me of the guys i dated in high school.  always has weed.  drives a hooptie.  wears clothes way too big.  always found “alternative” methods to pay the bills.  i thought for sure after over 20 hours straight of him pasted on my flat screen i would have amazing sex dreams about pinkman, but alas, it was all about guns and mexican guys trying to kill me.

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mark salling

i have no idea if anyone is watching the new show glee on fox.  if not, you can see every episode for free online.  part of me wants to promote it so that it will be renewed for future seasons, but then another part of me wants nobody to know about it so i can have the hottie mark salling all to myself.

on glee, mark plays noah puckerman, a cougar chasing, unsafe sex having, mohawk wearing, douchebag football player.  these, of course, are all of the reasons i fell head over heels in love with him.  beyond having amazing abs, gorgeous eyes, and a perfect ass, there is just something about him that says he could bang the whites out of my eyeballs.

oh and for those of you who, like me, love to see hot straight guys put into homoerotic scenarios, check out this video someone put on youtube.  it’s matt’s character being montaged into a love triangle with the gay character on the show, kurt hummel.

p.s. the song in the video, bust your windows, is sung by another cast member on the show, amber riley, and is amazing.

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