the fact that courtney love usually says the things i’m thinking is sometimes a terrifying thought (especially if you’ve ever read her tweets). but she is my soulmate, and i will always and forever love that crazy bitch. and her interview with music journalist toure was another reason i believe we were siamese twins separated at birth.
after claiming on “the howard stern show” that she had an affair with gavin rossdale after he married gwen stefani, c. love told toure the reason she’s a love goddess is “because i was never pretty. pretty girls just lie there. us girls who grew up a little more homely have to try a lot harder. that’s why pretty girls never threaten me — it’s like, yeah, you want to take me on? take me on. go for it.”
truer words have never come from the over-inflated lips of a methface blowup doll look-a-like. super hot people can’t fuck. if you’ve never had a flaw, you’ve never had to work for anything. the stereotype that fat girls give good head is a stereotype because it’s true. fat girls give good head. an ugly guy who walks up to a girl with enough confidence to think he can take her home that night, is because he has a huge dick. because a guy with a jacked up grill would never talk to a woman with such confidence if he didn’t have a big dick!
this is why you will never see me chasing brad pitt or leo dicaprio down the street. give me a benicio del toro or seal any day of the week.